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From [livejournal.com profile] okoshun:
As seen on alt.poly , this made me snort and laugh, so I had to share it.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the same side.


and from [livejournal.com profile] papabearnz

Did you hear about the Zen master who approached a hot-dog vendor and said "Make me one with everything."

With the additional related joke...

The hot-dog vendor says "That'll be $6".
The Zen master hands over a $20 which the vendor puts in his till and closes it.
The Zen master asks "Where's my change?"
The hot-dog vendor replies "Ahhh - Change must come from within!"

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