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Was reading this review of a new Fantasy RTS game and had to laugh out loud over the following unit:
" ... the mother-in-law unit, who uses her nagging ability to speed up production and can also capture enemy buildings by chasing out any garrisoned enemies with her trusty rolling pin."
A workmate said that the unit should also cause fear and guilt in enemy units, except enemy mother-in-law units.
When two squads of mother-in-law units clashed they should neutralize each other as they sit down to high tea and proceed to arrange marriages for all their un-wed relatives.
" ... the mother-in-law unit, who uses her nagging ability to speed up production and can also capture enemy buildings by chasing out any garrisoned enemies with her trusty rolling pin."
A workmate said that the unit should also cause fear and guilt in enemy units, except enemy mother-in-law units.
When two squads of mother-in-law units clashed they should neutralize each other as they sit down to high tea and proceed to arrange marriages for all their un-wed relatives.