From a friend for all those who know the corporate environment

[neongraal]

> What's a KPI?

A KPI or KayPie is a cute little pet that lives in offices, Managers
spend their days borely trying to find them and Employee's do what they
can to avoid them (they bite if provoked).

I am told they are about 4 inches high and covered in bright blue fur.
They only bite employee's so try and get into management to avoid the
bite which injects a flamable venom. People have been known to be
completely fired from the bite of a KayPie.

Mandos